Dureku's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Slime's Cake Quest]

Great game!!
but...
how do you actually finish it?
5 stars

[Madness: Project Nexus (Classic)]

Im at full stats after 3 days!!!
Fuck yeah!

great job on this amazing game!!!
i cannot move from the screen... ever
the visuals and sound effects are epic
honestly in my opinion this beats every other sidescrollin' shooter game i have ever played
5 stars for a truly epic game

[Skincraft]

this is an incredibly helpful program that I often use to create minecraft skins
it has great controls and a wide variety of colors that are easy to access and change and the
sectioning is extremely helpful.
the addition of the sharing option is nice because with other people can look at your work.
5 stars for being simply epic

[Pizza Slot Machine]

so damn hungry for pizza!
I need pizza or my mind will explode!
5 to the power of one centillion stars.
in case you are wondering a centillion is actually a number it is 1 with 303 zeros after it.

[Much A Do About "b"]

when Tom saved strawberry's epic flash he effectively said:
let there be shitty flashes on newgrounds.
good job at making a shitty but fun flash.
4.5 stars you bastard.

[This is A Leap of Faith]

this game is not really interesting at all. but I feel it has some philosophical mete fores in it that are actually intresting . 1.5 because it is ok but not good.

VinceB responds:

It is spelled metaphors and I hope it has them.

[Toss the Turtle]

I wonder how the turtle survives getting shot out of a tank, getting shot by a sniper rifle 8 times, a handful of nuke blasts, having C4 on his chest explode when he hits something spiky and hitting the ground 30+ times. Might someone explain this to me? Also the game has some damn good art. 5 stars even though the game is not very realistic. But what video game is realistic?